I have no idea where this is from, but just because it’s from ‘85 doesn’t mean it’s not ripping me off.
Bobby was the most popular guy at the rave, but his dry cleaner hated him.
I’m pretty sure this was photshopped in some way, though… Also: Joan Baez sucks.
I can’t look at either of you right now.
- Don’t do all your drugs at once.
- Pick a substance and stick with it.
- Stay away from powders and pills.
- Fuck needles.
- All drugs require poke-y, scrape-y things.
- Don’t take pictures.
- Always split Aces and Eights.
- If you do “research chemicals,” that means you’re the test subject.
- You must pretend to like your dealer: those are the rules.
- Nitrous? Really?
- You’ll feel way better after you puke.
HAL, Ultron, Skynet, the Matrix: whenever a computer gains sentience, the very first thing it does is attempt to destroy all humans. Doesn’t check its email, use the john, nothing: right to the old death to all fleshy things.
This says far more about us than it does about technology, it seems.
Every time Dave Lemieux and Jeffrey Norman start drinking tequila, they start patrolling the streets and handing out rough justice as thr superhero team of Wow & Flutter.
Hey: you spelled DL’s name right.
You mean David “Chesty” Larieux?
Today’s gonna be fun, isn’t it?
There’s a dictionary’s worth of words that can follow the phrase, “Don’t hit women.”
“But” is not one of them. There are very, very few exceptions for “however.” For example: “Don’t hit women; however, you can beat the shit out of Lady Hitler.” (Obviously, there is quite a bit of Time Sheath technology at play here and Bear is heavily involved.)
The plight of undocumented workers has been at the forefront of some of the smartest minds in the country for years now, but no one’s given any thought to the undocumented sex workers.
Just off the top of my head: Billy has never filled out one scrap of paperwork, nor sat through any of the federally mandated OSHA lecture.
A low-level mandarin once asked Billy for a simple signature, so he stole…