I tried to find out what the fuck Gamergate was, so I read an article and contained therein was the phrase “…used to be a powerful Reddit mod…” and I had to go to my kitchen and blow my brains out with a machine gun for ten or fifteen minutes.
Everyone needs to go to the park.
Billy found communion, peace, beauty, meaning, everything in the ocean. He wasn’t a religious man, but Billy had found something to worship. Bobby liked bothering fish.
Clockwise from top: This version of Billy—the Dickpunching Caballero— was short-packed and snatched up by collectors upon hitting the shelves.
Cousin Oliver had been killed and eaten upon arrival. The collectively blase reaction to this impulsive act of incestuous cannibalism was the most disturbing thing about it, to be frank.
Harper Leebola only killed one person, but did it with such economy and grace that schoolchildren still read it and celebrities name children after it.
ZZbola has a beard or is named Beard (but does not have a beard.)
Threebola is a great name for a punt returner from Auburn: Threebola Jackson IV.
Kneebola is connected to your shinbola.
MisterTeebola causes you to pity fools. Also, liquefies…
Bobby did not fundamentally understand the triathlon.
TotD fully supports Breast Cancer Awareness, as celebrated in October, and Bullying Awareness, which we discuss in November.
What does upset me is that no one is speaking about the growing problem of breast cancer bullies: women who, while suffering bravely through a terrible ordeal, also stuff people in lockers and gave one kid a swirly.
These women do not exist and you must stop talking.
Everyone told Bobby that it was unnecessary, but he showered with the players anyway.
Hair, Weir, Nair.
Phil took his eyes off Bobby for just a second and Bobby stole a full tray from a beer vendor and poured most of it down his gullet in one greedy glub and then he picked a fight with the Batboy and Billy, who had been snorkeling in McCovey Cove looking for a harbor seal named Rudy who…